richwhitelesbian:
teapayne: One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug i got fired because of you
teapayne:
One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug
i got fired because of you
I freaking love driving around in the huge shop truck and getting weird looks from drivers.
YES despite being small, I can drive that truck
… haha it was so funny with my giant marine of a boyfriend sitting next to me, while I AM DRIVING.
Power to the women, ayyyyyye!
newconnellygirl:
epic-humor: usually don’t agree with anyone at FoxNews, but God this is awesome… always reblog
epic-humor:
usually don’t agree with anyone at FoxNews, but God this is awesome…
always reblog
War Horse psd (x)
You know you’re in a fantastic relationship when your car and your boyfriends car both break down on the same night in the pouring rain……………….
keith-yandle:
iamladyloki: C R Y I N G OMG Fuck you, Narnia!
iamladyloki:
C R Y I N G OMG
Fuck you, Narnia!
jake-pitts-stole-my-pizza:
A on a test hot guy asks you out favorite pairing shows affection your favorite band comes out with new album/video/merch your jam comes on the radio your parents just went shopping and theres tons of food to eat fangirl moment yep.
A on a test
hot guy asks you out
favorite pairing shows affection
your favorite band comes out with new album/video/merch
your jam comes on the radio
your parents just went shopping and theres tons of food to eat
fangirl moment
yep.